The reason we still smile in the face of your mindboggling idiocy instead of smashing that squashy face in is because our mother taught us better than that.
Yes kids, I said our mother.
So what? You have a problem with people whose mothers actually care enough for them to TEACH them something worth learning? Poor pathetic little children. Stupid as anything yet you think you are so cool.
Cool is so much more than that, braindeads.
Cool is, for example, having family members who care for you enough to wanna talk to you.
If the people who gave birth to you can't even tolerate your ugly face to want you around in the house you are so NOT COOL despite what your equally braindead friends think.
And the reason you can't get girls, is, well, maybe they can't tolerate your frying-panned face long enough to actually hold a conversation without running off to the toilet to throw up...or worse?
I don't know, see, I never had that happen to me. You are the experienced one, aren't you?
You, yes you, stupid kid with the face like a pig's and a brain to match that - you know you're gonna end up in the gutters of life one day, aren't you, the rate you're going?
Yeah, just thought I should warn you. Your brain (or that mush of gooey stuff you THINK is called your "brain", the hilariousity of that) is probably too primitive to process that kind of information I suppose, but do consider yourselves warned.
Just so you know, I am on his side EVERY STEP OF THE WAY and even if he makes the mistake of s******* y** a** u* one fine day, I wouldn't be going too far if I say now,
"You probably deserved it anyway."
XOXO,
From Strawb, and the person who calls him that.
But mostly from the person who calls him that,
because Strawb is too cool to care.
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